My brother showed up at our home and was upset because his wife left. My husband took pity on him, and asked him what happened. I knew my brother, and I knew what an idiot he could be. When he said his air conditioning quit working, he also said he was going to fix it. […]
Author: Jeff
He told my husband he had his back.
I acted like I saw nothing and walked back into the house When our air conditioning unit broke down, I told my husband to call our HVAC company and not his brother. His brother was a certified HVAC, but he hadn’t work for a company for five years. I didn’t even know if he recertified […]
I took my frustration out on the HVAC technician.
When my air conditioning unit died, I called the HVAC company earlier. I told them my mother couldn’t sleep without the air conditioning. She was almost ninety years old, and she couldn’t breathe when it was hot and humid. The dispatcher said she could have someone to the house by mid-morning, but it was only […]
How many HVAC technicians does it take to install an air conditioning unit?
Do remember all those stupid jokes about how many does it to do something. I was living one of those jokes last week. My air conditioning unit wasn’t working properly so I called the HVAC company, and I asked for a technician. Two days later, an HVAC service van pulled up in my driveway. Two […]
My mother was angry when I told her I applied for HVAC school.
For the last fifteen years, my mother had been prepping me to be the next Miss America. It felt like the only thing I was ever doing, was buying new dresses, new makeup, and smiling at judges. From the time I was three, I was showing up in beauty contests, and wearing flippers to hide […]
I applied for a position in an all-female HVAC company.
I had recently moved into town, and I was looking for a job. I was an HVAC technician when I moved. My wife had gotten a new job, and I knew I could get a job anywhere, and told her to go for it. My only problem with finding a job in a larger town, […]
I said I was considering a new HVAC system; not that I was buying it.
My wife and I were sitting in a restaurant enjoying a pleasant afternoon. We were talking about the HVAC system and considering if it was time to buy a new one. We had some problems over the last two years, and if it got any worse, we would need to have the entire system replaced. […]
A snake crawled up his pant leg. (HVAC tech freaked
I was in the back yard hanging up some clothes to air them out, when I heard a scream coming from the side yard. I ran as fast as I could to see the HVAC technician screaming, but not moving. I asked if he was okay, but he was frozen. I knew the HVAC technician […]
I sat in the kitchen so I could hear the HVAC technician singing.
I called the HVAC company to make an appointment to have my furnace serviced. I thought it was going to take some time to have the HVAC technician arrive. I was surprised when they gave me an appointment early the next week. I was sitting in the kitchen when the HVAC technician arrived. He told […]
My son locked the basement door on the HVAC technician.
My son just turned three, but he has this habit of following behind and locking the door when they leave. Last week, the HVAC technician was at the house. I wanted to have my furnace serviced before winter began. I felt that if I got it done early, I wouldn’t need to wait and wonder […]